Teaser Tuesday - Whatever You Love by Louise Doherty

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of  Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

• Grab your current read
• Open to a random page
• Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
• Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

Include the link to your Teaser in the comments.

My teaser:
%*&$, I  thought, exhaustedly, I am tormented by metaphors. They have infested my home like the nits Betty brought back from nursery - just when you think you've got rid of the bastards, you find another one. Why does mayonnaise go translucent when it gets warm? Am I the only one who finds that sinister?