BREAKING: Marco Rubio becomes the first person to ever cross the Delaware river in a Florsheim shoe.
BREAKING: Donald Trump sends Marco Rubio on a secret mission into the Strait of Hormuz, to see if a safe route through the thousands of mines the Iranians submerged there can be established - in one of the Florsheim shoes he gave him.
I especially like the one about Erika Kirk.
ReplyDeleteGood ones! Those ridiculous big shoes that Trump sycophants nevertheless wear!
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