31 August 2013

Song-ography





If I Had A Million Dollars - Bare-Naked Ladies


A song by a group from my hometown, Toronto.

A MIllion to do as I wish with...not just the basic requirements. TRAVEL!! Asia, Africa everywhere !! River cruises definitely.
We've sold our house and downsized to a condo, but if money was available perhaps a B&B in Nova Scotia and spend the summer months there?

Yarmouth Nova Scotia August 2013


Or maybe I could have a house like this? Full of Simpson characters, spotted in Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia last week.




If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
([Talking:] We could just go up there and hang out.
Like open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be foods laid out for us
With little pre-wrapped sausages and things. Mmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well can you blame them. Yeah)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.



13 comments:

  1. Nice take on the song. If I had a million dollars I'd head off to Canada and stay a while and see what it is all about.

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  2. That house is too much!

    A B&B sounds like a lovely place to spend some time!!

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  3. Great dreams, and I am definitely with you on the travel thoughts. Not enough time in life for all the possibilities.

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  4. Yes to the B&B -- for several months -- heavenly. The Simpson's house is unique, that's for sure. Some interesting folks live there!

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  5. Haha...that house with the Simpson characters is such a great find! I have been on a few river cruises and I totally LOVE them! It's so nice to sit back and watch the world just float on by. I'm totally with ya on the travel!!! So many places I want to see, so little time, even LESS money :). Thanks for joining in on Song-ography!

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  6. Was in Nova Scotia last year...loved it! That first house!

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  7. We have many kindred traveling spirits here today! Travel is just so valuable. So much to see, and never enough money or time to do it! The million could solve that.

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  8. I think I'll take the B&B over the Simpsons any day. I must admit that is rather interesting though.
    Travel seems to be a popular theme for spending the $$$ today.

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  9. I can see why the B and B attracts... what a beautiful place!

    mollyxxx

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  10. Look at those windows!! I'd love to sit in there:).

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  11. what an adorable house... ohhh... I'd love a house like that & I could share it with my favorite family & friends.

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  12. Love the unique details on that green house - but the Simpson characters, well that takes the cake.

    I like the idea of a B&B - fun!

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